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We're a small group of people that just happen to have better taste in books than you. :) Aside from being completely awesome, we also read lots of books and love to give out our opinions like candy. What's your favorite flavor? Science fiction? Check. Fantasy? Double-check. Horror? Can't do without a little of that. So find yourself an awesome chair or comfy nook quick, because you're about to find a whole lot of recs for a whole lotta great books.

Recent Posts

Residue by Steve Diamond updated and re-released

Posted: February 7, 2024 in News
Residue by Steve Diamond updated and re-released

Hey there, all! Thought there’d be lots of readers out there that would want to know our illustrious founder, Steve Diamond, has updated and re-released his debut novel after some not inconsiderable publication difficulties, and we’d be remiss if we didn’t make at least some little bit of noise about it.
Residue has been given a hefty uplift and re-published with Primordial Press. Additionally, Parasite, the sequel to Residue, has been released in quick succession. Watch for a review of that one soon. If you’re up for a quick read about a psychically altered college-age student trying to fight back against wicked corporations, vicious monsters, and a history he’s just learning about, this book is for you. If you read the first incarnation of the book, this round has shifted the MCs to be a little older, and brought in a bit more of the horrific that Mr. Diamond is so well-known for.
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Review

Warriorborn

Posted: January 10, 2024 by Writer Dan in Books We Like Meta: Jim Butcher, Epic Fantasy, Fantasy, Short Fiction
Warriorborn

There are relatively few authors for whom I’ll buy physical copies of novellas. By and large, they end up being too short for the money they cost. Falls into the same category as Audible books that are only 3 or 4 hours long but still cost me a full credit. Not that length, necessarily, lines up with goodness, but it absolutely lines up with potential *amount* of goodness, yeah? When it came to this one, I found myself smack dab on the top of fence. After all, it was being released at essentially the same time as the next novel in the main series, and it had been forever since the last (first) book in the main series came out. What if the novella ended up being super important to the story? What if it was a connector? Gah! I just couldn’t do it. So, I bought the thing, and here we are.
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Review

Yumi and the Nightmare Painter

Posted: January 3, 2024 by Vanessa in Books We Love Meta: Brandon Sanderson, Fantasy
Yumi and the Nightmare Painter

Yumi and the nightmare painter is book 3 in Brandon Sanderson’s “Year of Sanderson” and like TRESS OF THE EMERALD SEA (EBR Review) it sometimes has a fairytale quality to it, with a mind-bending setting, magic that helps the people survive a harsh world, and characters you can’t help but love despite their flaws.
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Review

The Dragon’s Promise

Posted: December 27, 2023 by Vanessa in Books We Like Meta: Elizabeth Lim, Fantasy, Young Adult
The Dragon’s Promise

Shiori’s continuing story from SIX CRIMSON CRANES, begins in book 2, THE DRAGON’S PROMISE, as she travels with Seryu, her dragon friend, to the bottom of the sea, to meet the king of the dragons.

If you haven’t read SIX CRIMSON CRANES, then this book will not make much sense to you; it doesn’t make very a good standalone because you get a lot of important backstory, setting explanation, and magic development that will only make sense if you’ve read book 1. Otherwise what follows will be horrible spoilers. (You’ve been warned.)
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Review

Six Crimson Cranes

Posted: December 20, 2023 by Vanessa in Books We Like Meta: Elizabeth Lim, Fantasy, Young Adult
Six Crimson Cranes

A friend recommended SIX CRIMSON CRANES, explaining that it’s a sweet story for young adults with romance and a creative re-telling of the traditional six swans fairytale.

And fortunately, that’s what it turned out to be.
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Review

Witch King

Posted: December 6, 2023 by Vanessa in Books We Love Meta: Martha Wells, Fantasy
Witch King

The great thing about Martha Wells is that even if you don’t read anything about the book beforehand, you can be guaranteed it is something different and unusual. And in a good way. WITCH KING is one such book.
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Review

The Far Reaches

The Far Reaches

It seems like my social media feeds have been getting slammed lately by ads for this new anthology of science fiction stories put together by Amazon. Almost seemed to double in frequency after I got them, oddly enough. Sometimes it just boggles my mind how much money must flow through the coffers of social media ads, and I can’t help but wonder how much of it goes to absolute waste. In this case, it got me to pick them up, but everything since then? Yeah.

You’ll notice that our image doesn’t match the name of the collection. Yup. Thank you e-book collections. So, instead I just included the cover for the best story in the group. Hint hint. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.
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Review

Eversion

Posted: August 2, 2023 by Writer Dan in Books We Love Meta: Alastair Reynolds, Science Fiction
Eversion

If there are any core concepts more central to the genre of science fiction than mind-bending ideas, awe-inspiring vistas, and grand adventure, I don’t know what they are. In the relatively short time period since the fantasy genre has split from it, and stories written under its guise have taken us up and out into the cosmos, many authors have endeavored to fill the space with their version of the best kind of fiction. I may be biased, but in my view there is no better fiction than great science fiction. And Alastair Reynolds is writing some of the best science fiction there is.
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Review

Legionnaire

Legionnaire

I’m always on the lookout for a great, quick read, and when I came across this one, I decided pretty quickly that it fit the bill.
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Review

The Heirs of Babylon

The Heirs of Babylon

I haven’t read near enough Glen Cook.

I keep telling myself this, and yet my penchant for continuing to push his books down my TBR pile is, quite frankly, fairly embarrassing. I actually received this book quite some time ago, and only recently took the chance to read it. Mainly because it was short and I needed to get to something short. One of these days I’m going to figure out how to get ahead of the review game again, and have these things scheduled out. Until then, one foot in front of the other.
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