About Us

Welcome to Elitist Book Reviews

So who are we?

Just a couple of people with much better taste in books than you.

So, we figured since all our friends, our family, our acquaintances, and even random strangers in bookstores (including, sadly, the employees of the bookstores) come to us for book advice, that we may as well give this kind of advice on a psuedo-professional level.

We post reviews primarily for Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Mystery novels, but really we read whatever the heck we want. Our reviews will be posted during the week, with the weekends as our time to relax.

We hope you enjoy the spoiler-free reviews, and we will do our best to best to tell you what books to either avoid, borrow, or buy. You should do exactly what we say.


And in case you are wondering, we will be brutal, and we will be mean if we don’t like the book. That’s part of the fun isn’t it?

We also occasionally participate in Amazon’s Affiliate program, which means that if you like us and would like to support our efforts to review and find even more awesome stuff to read, you can do so by clicking on any Amazon link (they’re mostly the book titles toward the beginning of every review), immediately buy whatever you need to buy at Amazon, and then we’ll get a small percentage of what you paid Amazon for your new stuff. That small percentage will help us to buy books we don’t get from publishers, acquire some more audiobooks so we can double-up on our daily reading rate, and pay for overhead associated with this website. In order for us to do this, Amazon requires that we put up a little legalese:

“We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.”

  1. Bookstooge says:

    “And in case you are wondering, we will be brutal, and we will be mean if we don’t like the book. That’s part of the fun isn’t it?”

    And no spoilers? Yeah right, pull my other finger…


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