Because we know you are dying to talk to us. Literally.

If you have been mulling over a book for a while now, and you just don’t know if you should spend your hard-earned moolah, shoot us an email. Chances are we have either read it already, own it, or have been wondering about that title ourselves. If the book looks like it sucks too much, and we can’t even get close to it without vomiting a little, we’ll try to get a guest-reviewer.

Email us at: elitistbookreviews@gmail.com

Note: We don’t review self-published stuff 99.999% of the time. We just don’t have the time. Between our actual jobs and the hundreds of books we get from the major publishers, we just can’t.